And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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