jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
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