cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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