too bad you live with your parents still
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
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