16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
I had to smuggle a street sign attached to a 14ft long pole out of my house this morning. The list of reasons for me not to drink just keeps getting longer.
Dude what the fuck...
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
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