so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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