party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
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