There was a ginger baby in the car next to me. I almost totaled my car into the center divide.
I tried to assassinate the ginger baby
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
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