Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
You know it's an interesting night when you drunkenly scream at your boss, "You'd make a HORRIBLE OBGYN!! You're hands are ENORMOUS!"
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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