Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
Randomize
