your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
You drew a lightning bolt on your eye and stomach in eye liner and made me sing Poker face with you in harmonies. I never knew you were still a music major when you were drunk.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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