kristin has been a bad kristin
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
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