I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
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