smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
I have feelings that need drinking.
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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