Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
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