i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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