Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
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