So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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