Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
handjob tips. give me some.
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
Reggie can tackle my bush.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
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