wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
never play flip cup with pint glasses
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
Using the only finger i can move, i calculated body mass, intake and time. It's mathematically impossible for me to still have this hangover at 9pm. I passed out at 8pm last night. Fuck vodka.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
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