its not stalking. its research.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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