what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
Randomize
