Don't you send me to vm
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
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