I don't remember. Are we still dating?
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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