Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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