His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
Sext me about skeletons
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
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