lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
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