I'm drive I can fine osifer
She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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