It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
Randomize
