it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
She bit a glass in half.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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