the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
Randomize
