she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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