I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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