On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
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