Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
There's a burrito next to my bed. Did you buy it for me or is the Chipotle fairy real? And why am I naked?
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
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