just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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