Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
i will never coherently bang her
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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