I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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