I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
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