Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
Tomorrow, if I don't look at least 5% better than I do on a regular day to day basis, I want you to hit me and tell me that no one will ever love me if I continue to look like I just rolled out of a cocaine induced hibernation. I'm asking you for tough love.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I am at a point in my life where I don't want to brush my teeth for my tinder date because toothpaste and martinis don't mix.
Randomize
