On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
and I'm going to name my autobiography "blow jobs with enthusiasm are the best"
I'm naming my autobiography "Reasons Not to Date Girls From Texas."
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
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