none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
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