im having a threesome with these popsicles
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
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