And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
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