Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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