I never want to see another naked old woman again.
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
Randomize
