im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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