I just made out with a guy for $7.
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
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