fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
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