You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
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