There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
Randomize
