it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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