Those balls look pretty dangerous.
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
The struggles of a small town man whore
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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