READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
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